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If Bill Gates would have to write Ramayana then he might have written it as below: LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs– RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was [...]

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, “Come on, babe, let’s go in the alleyway and get it on. I’ve got fifteen bucks.” She says, “FIFTEEN bucks? You’re crazy. For fifteen bucks, I’ll let you LOOK at it.” They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on [...]

Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have. The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more. Colleen McCulloug Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn’t want to own one. W.C. Fields There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have [...]

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators How did [...]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She [...]